Mee Siam Mai Hum

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

How you get suckered into a haircut.

"Aiyo why your hair so long. Like RI punk like that. Quick, let me cut!"

"Eh you councillor leh. Later get caught veh malu one. Quick, let me cut!"

"Why you sleep in class? Fringe too long is it? You sleep so much in maths class, how come Chinese class also can't stay awake? Confirm got problem. Quick, let me cut!"

Dad: "Long hair makes you fall sick a lot. That's why you see monks so healthy, but the hippies get all sorts of weird diseases!"
Mom: "Quick, let me cut!"

"Oh come on, I'll give you a sweet. Quick, let me cut!" <--- Oh, the reason whyyyyyyy.

When you know your haircut's screwing up.

"Give me ten more minutes. Just ten more and I'll be done. What? 20 minutes already? No, you have to have a perfect haircut. Just sit still."

"The weather is damn hot. Don't mind me sweating." - with scrunched up eyebrows and dribbles of sweat.

"Oh no, this scissor's blunt. Never mind."

"Hai, I don't have the special comb to cut this part. Never mind, I'll just shave it off."

When you know it is beyond redemption.

"Hey you know the maplestory character right? I give you a choice. The crewcut one, or the botak one."

"Aiya its okay la, your hair grows very fast. Another month then I cut again, no problem one."

"Don't complain. You keep rushing me, see! Turn out liddat. Never mind, its still quite creative."

"Never mind, even if the whole world doesn't appreciate it, I'll still appreciate my own handiwork."

Not half as funny as Shawn Teo's list of things that happen when you're virtually guaranteed of a best speaker, but hey.

THIS ISN'T FICTIONAL OR IMAGINARY OR MAKE-BELIEVE.

It just happened to me about 20 minutes ago.

Screwed haircut ftw. =(

2L @ 8:02 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D