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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Sigh, damn. The following survey's kinda tantalising (nono, not in that way) and I'm not exactly in the mood for work. For the record, hcdebate just beat two sub-A-div standard teams by tiny margins, not exactly the best cause for celebration. And oh, I was totally off form. Had enough on my hands trying not to get confused. Daft wording.

1. (the person who tagged you is) - Lucas Li Guang Sheng

2. (your relationship with him/her is) - Ex-coach, constant dispensary of pollutive messages and not-so-subtle hints that I should get a girlfriend. Neither of which have succeeded, for better or worse.

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her) - Perverted/Bloody Perverted/Freaking Perverted/Hell Perverted/Smart/Bloody Smart/Freaking Smart/Hell Smart. And uh, scary. Nice, candid and generally a workaholic. Or so it seems.

4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you) - Taught me the Dark Arts for 7 months-ish? And oh, spicing up my tagboard. And the 3.03 u14s speeches.

5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you) - "Get a girlfriend. Seriously." These stick, because Lucas says it all the time.

6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will) - He'd want to whip me and stuff, so I'd obviously commit suicide. And he's a guy and I'm non-sexual at the very least so its a mismatch, kinda. Die from intellectual inferiority.

7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be) - Not raping every other guy/girl who crosses his sight. And uh, stop the Lucas-Max gay thingum.

8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will) - Be very sad.

9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be) - Um, publicizing to the whole world that I'm actually gay. (whoops). Nala joking. I've no real enemies and there's no reason why i should get an enemy. And it wouldn't be lucas, seriously, if I decided to hate someone.

10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is) - Finish the unsettled score with MGS, and help further hcdebate l0rx.

11. (your overall impression of him/her is) - SICK. PERVERTED. TWISTED. Loyal with lots of conviction, responsibility. And he doesn't stand for things he thinks are wrong. Like, *cough* RAENA

12. (how you think people around you will feel about you) - The multi-tasking, hyper-professional workaholic on weekdays all the time. Or those who know me a bit better, the typical kid down the block who suffers from emotional voids just like everyone else. Somewhat braggy, predictable (only two people la), crackpot.

13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is) - Uh. Being Blur. I tell you, the blur gaze shakes ANYTHING off.

14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is) - I'm fatttttttttttt. Obese. Corpulent. Rotund. Whatever. Or that I just can't say 'no'?

15. (the most ideal person you want to be is) - Undecided. (and no i shall not entertain tags that i want to be like you. ta-daa)

16. (for people that care and like you, say something to them) - First I note the grammatical error in this statement (care for). Thanks for being there. And sorry for the times when I'm a total prick.

17. (pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you) - In alphabetical order la. And if you aren't included, its not that you're not treasured, just that either you don't blog or you probably won't take notice of this anyway. Those who've tagged in the past 20 tagshave an automatic berth :P

1. Chua Cheng Aik
2. Edward Low
3. Gregory Alva Ng Yong He
4. Lee Kah How
5. Lucas Li Guang Sheng
6. Mok Zi Cong
7. Nicolette Tan
8. Ow Song Sim
9. Shawn Teo He Xiang
10. Look Woon Wei

(who is no.6 having a relationship with?) - YUWEN. SM. MY CHAIR. ANY A4 PIECE OF PAPER HE ROLLS UP. You get my gist. Scandalous freakazoid.

(Is no.9 a male or female?) - Male, who has a tendency to STRANGLE people. Plays a mean game of DoTA. Exceedingly intelligent with the ability to make sense while spouting 100+ words a minute.

(If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?) - It will be a Good Thing for me, I can spend the rest of the day laughing. Seriously though, I know too little about both of them I should think. I shall not make deductions without having the full picture

(What is no.2 studying?) - English, Literature, Chinese, Maths, Science, History, Geography, Infocomm. And the Arts of Suzumiya Haruhi.

(When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?) - A while ago, about Mamasan of Veh-nice

(What kind of music does no.8 like?) - Emopunk, Chinese, and mantras telling him to mug.

(Does no.1 has any siblings?) - Yes, a few older sisters. I don't believe they're THAT small compared to him though.

(Will you woo no.3?) - Over my dead body.

(How about no.7?) - Nah, incest not my thing.

(Is no.4 single?) - No. He's happily married to his physics notes. And he'll change partners soon enough.

(What’s the surname of no.5?) - Li

(What’s the hobby of no.4?) - Mugging, DoTA, fantasy.

(Do no.5 and 9 get along well?) - Yah I should think so. Given both are hell smart.

(Where is no.2 studying at?) - Hwa Chong Institution. C block.

(Say something casual about no.1) - Anorexic. (yeah right.) Big. (i'm honest.) Crazy (yeah.) Dinosaur (random.) Elephant (random). Aiya heck. Nice person until he takes videos of you playing charades or tries to bond you

(Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?) - Nope. He would love it though.

(Where does no.9 live?) - Kembangan.

(What colour does no.4 like?) - Man I dunno. Blue ink, Yellowed Pages, Grey emoness, Green NCC?

(Are no.5 and 1 best friends?) - Haha I'm not sure, but most probably.

(Does no.7 like no.2?) - o_0. I doubt 7 knows any sec1hcdebater outside of Wei Yi Chen, and No.2's only love is Suzumiya Haruhi. I've heard many things about Edward though.

(How did you get to know no.2?) - Pesky junior. Kinda smart, blurry.

(Does no.1 have any pets?) - Dunno.

(Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?) - Such a profoundly philosophical question should be left to the academics, really. I am in no position to pass any comments.

That was totally pointless.

2L @ 7:12 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D