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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Today the motion reads "This House Believes that Li Ki's brain is severely lopsided and that he should sleep on his right to treat this physical disorder."

Wow that's a long motion.

Now let us invite our first proposition speaker, Ng Li Ki to take the floor

"The Proposition would like to define Li Ki as the severely-bored-till-the-point-of-suicide person currently residing in his study (or what's left of it), typing this inane piece of junk while listening to his sister complain about losing one of her Ayoyo Lao Shi disks. Also, his brain would refer to the pulsating mass of junk that resides within his rotting skull, that necessarily deems him retarded in most functions irrelated to quatic equations or the 100 000+ words of the SOWPODS dictionary. Severely lopsided in this case would refer to the very reason that he is mentally retarded in most functions, that he was the victim of either a strong whack on his freaking head and it caused impaired growth in one sphere of the brain. Sleeping on his right would refer to our policy of having him taped by forced and roped to the bedpost to ensure that he doesn't flip and roll over, but rather continues sleeping on his right. Physical disorder would refer to the lop-sidedness of his brain."

Our policy for today is as above-mentioned, to rope him by force to the bedposts so he can sleep on his right and thus allow his brain to grow normally again. We will do this within the first 2 minutes of his sleep as he transfers from the REM mode very quickly to deep deep sleep where no one has the meagrest hope of awakening him. This treatment will last until he loses his retardedness and ability to spot Koch Snowflakes in the furthest clouds, but rather learns how to identify a Swarovski Crystal without first examining its specifics and balancing a million chemical equations. This policy is mutually coexistent with other methods such as forcefeeding the poor Li Ki pills and such. He can even be regarded as a guinea pig during the duration of the treatment as the growth and decline of any brain necessarily retards his movement and thought processes for the duration of the operation, though it hasn't been clinically proven that they will ever recover.

Today it is the Proposition's onus to prove that Li Ki having his brain disorder corrected will lead to decreased repercussions on the world and will ultimately benefit Li Ki and it is the Opposition's onus to prove otherwise.

The baseline of the prop is that to save liki and the world, we must undertake this series of gruesome measures at all cost to Li Ki (ouch.)

God, I'm so bored I did a setup on some random motion.

Actually, I've a Cameron trip to blog about but I necessarily have to go entertain myself with a cordial mixture of Gunz, Scrabble and iTunes.

iTunes and iSpark, born to go together. =)

2L @ 9:47 AM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D