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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Well, considering I was so bored I was shaking a bottle of chocolate chips as a shaker to complement the beat of well, any random song, I thought I'd blog.

Not that I don't have anything better to do, I've a speech to do, but in the meantime, while awaiting lunch...

I've this nearly fanatical obsession with the Swiss and their army. Imagine Al Qaeda on a million-man scale. Protected by the Alps and all having their own weapons, perfectly trained for sharpshooting.

Fanatical for freedom I suppose.

AND THEY AREN'T TIED TO THE EU.

Which is the utmost miracle.

Of course, its peacetime there now but I still admire their constant vigilance thingy.

Singapore's Total Defence'll never reach their inspirational levels to say the least. We'll just flee the country when the time comes.

I really don't know why I'm obsessed with them, its an abnormal country to be obsessed with I know.

But no one knows why they're obsessed, really.

Because I really have nothing to blog about I'll just do a quiz.

Instructions
(1) Think of 15 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've got to be true.
(2) Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
(3) Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
(4) Post them on your blog and let people guess which the five false ones are!
(5) Tag your answers on the tag-board and I'll tally your scores and reveal the answers soon. Lol.

The List
1. I was fanatical about Power Rangers when I was seven
2. My mom once deemed me so stupid I wouldn't make it into her alma mater, Temasek Secondary.
3. I got caned once for getting 99/100.
4. I have four EP3s.
5. Age of Empires is my most hated game, as with all RTS games.
6. I think that CD Keys are the most ingenious invention of the 20th century
7. I used to hum Barney songs all day long.
8. I had to beg my way into the GEP.
9. Nearly all my doomsday prophecies come true, especially those that concern entry into special stuff.
10. I'm thirteen of age this year.
11. I am scared of my reflection in the mirror.
12. I draw inspiration from messiness.
13. I have eleven toes.
14. I screw things up more often than I expect.
15. I harbour ambitions of becoming a corporate lawyer.
16. I love Winnie the Pooh.
17. I read the dictionary on a daily basis
18. Even with a scrabble rating of 1500+, I don't know more than 2% of the 1200+ threes.
19. I phoney without any guilt.
20. I help people cheat in exams without any pangs of guilt.

Right, happy guessing =)

(and no, its not another despicable attempt to spice up my tagboard, sure as hell it isn't. Its just a spark to set the tags going.)

I'm serious about the parentheses =)

And vote me for iCouncil ExCO please... I'll be posting my speech up shortly.

2L @ 12:59 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D