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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Its pathetic one has to look to the proletariats of 1L for solace, the ostracized homos and nerds for peace, and otherwise its just plain carnage and backstabbing among the higher rungs.

And that's a compliment to those who actually still backstab and are among those nameless zombies of the proletariat. All the more despicable.

I could dedicate a 1000 word post to flaming each of them. Really I could, but I'd rather just offer a settled compromise between letting them know what i think of them and similarly publicising my plight in 1L.

People think they're friends, well I don't know, no one's half happy with them. That much I know. Of course all these complains I lodge and whine upon those accursed souls would earn me lots of infamy and disrepute, even as much as Li Ao, or rather, but I refuse to entertain any restraint of tact Lucas or even Quek has taught me, as well as the countless trials of turmoil that have arisen from those blabs of the mouth or keyboard, no more.

So here goes.

I'll be going about this in systemic fashion.

Even the register numbers, be thankful now that I'm pointing out your fatal errors in personality and actions alike. Whether you choose to persist to supposedly "punish" me for flaming you I don't know. I'm feeling very tired of trying to juggle your reactions and backstabbing.

Its not like this blog is very wellread anyway, judging from the pathetic number of tags. It isn't even enough to cover 10 tags a day, and boy these ARE THE HOLIDAYS.

Firstly, a certain person. Be glad I didn't name you. Most of these complaints and "suggestions" lodged ought to have already been repeated, but you're a recalcitrant.

You've a ruddy big mouth that you can't just control and its worthless in the creaky sounds that it produces. Do you ever have a good word for anybody who deserves it? Instead you just suck up to the supposedly "cool" ones. Are you blind or can you even see that they're headed for doom? People who spend hundreds on gamecards and play truant? Your mouth makes empty promises and broken swears, and you shirk responsibility of all sorts by blaming it on your parents.

You're in dire need of self-assurance and that's why you justify it by saying you can't do better already and that is such a blatant lie I tell you. To absolve yourself of all crime you do that inane and supremely childish gesture of raising both your hands up and saying "I ain't do nothing!". That's so hopelessly P3 I tell you, acting cute just so people may forgive you. Well I'm telling you you were born in 1993 and its 2006 this year so unless I fail my mathematics with astonishing regularity and my calculator's ruined you ought to be 13 this year.

You try to hard to be in the crowd, but you're nowhere, half in, half out. You try to strike a comparison between yourself and Joseph just so you may turn out better but I'm telling you, you're worse.

When people choose to tell you stuff, they actually hope and believe you can be trusted, but you just have to betray their trust again and again. For the most minor things that have absolutely no impact and just for fun's sake you actually ruin them. Then you swear you'll never repeat those errors and they pop up mysteriously again.

Just because you aren't good enough for any of those superstars onstage you don't have to say they're fugly or whatever, thank you. Your critical judgment isn't needed when it comes to looks and intelligence, you know it yourself. And don't try to even comment on things when they really suck, because even when they don't suck you go "you suck".

The point is, your insane laughter isn't getting you anywhere. Even if you have a tuition teacher and tuition, so what? Be realistic.

Because you aren't even going to heed those criticisms, lets move on..

Jiahan.
I'm not even HIDING your name anymore because it's far too obvious. You've improved with respect to NCC, at least to me. Just because you're absolved of absolutely all 2IC duties doesn't really mean you can pummel people with your experience and force them to do things they don't want to do. Your enthusiasm is far from infectious, all you do is irk.

Right, for GunZ I don't really mind you playing my account and all, but I got PISSED when I found out

Being secretive doesn't magnetise you or anything, it just turns people off. If you refuse to befriend people or even tell them the most mediocre things of the least consequence, its your own life that's being ruined, not mine. You don't understand that playing hard-to-get or rather closing all walls actually hurts? You're going to stay in your 13-year-old shell where the whole of the 05 cohort actually accelerates in both age and other things.

Actually there isn't so much about Jiahan after all, but impersonation is unethical.

Just great. And curse the stupid revision worksheets Mam Tham gave us.

2L @ 7:57 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D