Mee Siam Mai Hum

Monday, August 28, 2006

Ah, finally something worthy to blog about.
Basically today I slept at 2am.
Preparing for my oral examination
And max, its not the other oral, not interested in your TIPS for that. -.-

Yup, so essentially I had the speech all out on cue cards at 2am, I practiced it twice and I went to bed!

Brownies for breakfast...

Started practicing the speech again, must have done it at least 8-9 times throughout the course of the day, zzz.

Half awake throughout Chinese....

*SUDDEN AND GRAND INTERRUPTION BY KEVO*
~Requested topic~
I got owned 2-1 by an ACSI-an homosexual who thinks I'm cute.
In scrabble.
It doesn't help that he had so many faults during the game I could have hit myself. It doesn't help that he was blessed with the right ratio of vowels to consonants whenever he played some awkward move.
It doesn't help that the middle letters fall into place
It doesn't help that I'm stuck with 7 1-pointers half the time, and that most are repetitions.
It doesn't help, it doesn't help.
Worst of all he made limericks about me, bleah.
I'll own him next time.
Huge time.
Round 1: Aborted (clear win for me)
Round 2: He won 453-352
Round 3: I won 473-333
Round 4: He won 370-325

What the hell.
~end of requested topic~

Followed by assembly, which was HILARIOUS.
We were talking about internet addiction...
Then Hon was asking for volunteers to share their experiences.
Everybody was tugging me and we caused such a huge commotion Hon summoned me, much against my own will.

Okay, since they want to hear you so much, please share your internet experiences?
"Umm... Hello Mr Hon, I'm Ng Li Ki from 1L. Basically I spend all my time at home on the computer, on MSN, but that is while multitasking. I feel that it is okay to be on MSN as long as you are multitasking and not slacking or chatting fully. Due to this I spend to excess of 3 hours a day on MSN..."
Hon: What do you do on MSN?
"*a very audible "chat with girls right" from 1L...."
"Actually, I help my classmates with schoolwork and tutor them to some degree. I interact with people from other schools too and learn more about them, as well as to keep in close contact with my friends."
Hon: Okay, quite a noble cause!
1L: *indignant screams* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
Hon: How long do you play, then?
"I play 6-8 scrabble games a day for a bare minimum, then I blog, then if I still have time I play Gunz or some other RPS games."
Hon: Oh... okay, so how long is that?
"2-3 hours...?"
*audible "WA'S" from the audience"
*pukes from 1L*
I thanked Hon and returned to my seat...
Yuxuan: HEY MAKE HIM TELL HIS MSG!
"1.28...."

-1L puking is simply because they know its far too gross an understatement-

Walao not my fault right.... =/
And yes, the minimum MSG for promotion should be lowered to perhaps 2.5.

Moving on, English lesson was pretty much full of sadistic Nuclear Pork Chops and the like, as well as Voodoo Loodoo Health Companies. =/

Never mind.

Then I headed off to oral, KC was like 13 minutes late. I was panicking luh. Actually he is quite DECENT. He isn't all that mean, but again I didn't see his final grade. I orated with around 4-5 errors, then proceeded to answer his questions in short 20 second rambles. BLEAH. He said I did well...

=/ I wonder how believable is that.

THEN, I WENT WITH KENNETH TO IKEA.
174-855 transfer-w00tz.
Its seriously cool ;)
Ikea's woody smell was like damn obvious even from afar.
I've always loved that place...
CHOMPED DOWN HOTDOG+DRINK IN RECORD TIME MUAHAHA. Its damn cheap for its quality, $1.70. Kenneth koped my drink...
Quantity was far lacking, but we decided to shop for Cherday Presents first.
What we bought is still secret (teachers frequent this blog AHAHA)
But I will tell in due course.
Its just superniaonuoish
=)
We saw this decoration kind of ball and I was like...
"Use this as sub for chapteh lah!"
Then I kicked it back into its container, whee.
Attracted eyes somewhat =/
NEVER MIND.
That is just momentary idiocy that ought to be forgiven.

Ikea's seriously good, they refunded the mugs and useless carrier bag that we bought, whee....

And now i end a longer post than normal to pack my bag/room and prepare for tmr's maths test...

*unsure of geo format*

2L @ 8:19 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D