Mee Siam Mai Hum

Saturday, July 01, 2006

For the second day in a row, all I feel like doing is curling up in bed, all snug under my blanket and read the dictionary.

Yeah, that was my favorite pasttime.

How interesting, yeah.

Properly nerdy, uh well.

I'll have to concede that, dammit.

Anyway, I'll blog 2 days in 1, ambitious as it may seem.

And a 9.00 deadline.

8.15 now, timer.

SCREWWWWIT.

Okay, yesterday was NCC day, we had to arrive really early. Half the platoon was there already, the part Bs were 33/33 by the time we were 15/43. Okay, so we got our gloves (ill fit) and got them on (iller fit now) and stood there in the weird horsestance (senangdiri)(illest fit now)

And there we stood. The bloody late ones like Jonathan didn't have to stand as long..

And then we carried out the parade, halfway I wanted to vomit.

And everything went blank.

And I near fainted

So I reported sick.

I'm feeling damned guilty right now, no one from SJAB reported sick.

Anyway, it wasn't pleasant living the rest of the day out in uniform.

You can try.

59/90 for my Chinese compo. B3. I pianti'ed. Neirong from 29 down to 17. 71, a resounding A1 could have been possible. 18/20 for my sihan, that was pretty decent. Sadly...

The NCC people.

Liki: 59
Jiahan: 61
Bill: 63
Weicher: 65

Pretty, but I'd rather be 67. =(

Weight 60
Height 164

Pounds and inches respectively. Yeah everyone believes me right? =))

OKAY DAMN THE UNIFORM. The weight's screwed, everyone put on 4-5kg. Good job Muk, 68kg owns. =)

CLASSHEAVYWEIGHTCHAMPIONNN.

No offence.

Anyway, history sucked.

I was sneaking math.

I JUST HAD TO WRITE ONE '=' sign.

Alas, I got apprehended.

Bong: You don't want me to confiscate that, alright?
LiKi: Stares blankly
Bong: Really you don't. Would you, 'right?
Liki: *sulkz*, keeps the stuff
Bong: Let this be a lesson to the rest of the class, alright?

Ugh. I'd rather have Mrs Yee over him anytime. At least she's biased towards me. I get the feeling Bong's going to fudge my test marks. Anyway, I'll protest.

So he won't after all.

Then we went off to NCC. Jiahan didn't know that we had been the "unfortunate" victims of a conscription service. He was swearing, "YOU CAN BLOODY HELL GO TO YOUR PTG, SLACKAAAA."

*Shakes head vigorously*
No way, I'm not a slacka.
You all believe me.
If you don't, leaveee.

Yeah, well I did turn up for NCC. SEEE? The Part Cs are that much nicer than the NCOs. Except all of them are sergeants now, damnit.

All that doesn't matter.

*THIS PART WAS CENSORED DUE TO

lucas; says:
but like i warned you PLEASE dont say anything touchy now k?
lucas; says:
you normally have a careless tongue - do exercise more tact heh

*

Yeah, see.

I'm nice.

Chewy came along after rushing home to change.

Food sucked.

THEN IT WAS THE PTG.

I didn't know I had preassigned duties, dammit. So I was hanging around the clock tower. Turns out that most parents actually speak CHINESE. And to think my Chinese was so jittery. And my english was really bulletspeed.

So I probably shamed myself quite a few times.

"Youmightwanttohelpyourselftosomerefreshmentsovertherebeforeheadingovertotheclass..."

=(

They had this really 'huh' look on their faces.

"Haveagoodchat!"

Diaox..

Kahhow ponned the thing for NCC, unwise, unwise.

Precisely because the school's considerations are by far above an EP3's.

Then I saw my mom...

UH DIAOX. WHAT'S WITH THE TINTED HAIR.

It actually looks decent.

Maybe I should stop leaving a line every alternate sentence. But it does make my blog that much nicer to read, right? I need opinions on this.

I really feel like writing this incendiary piece on Bong. Rest assured, if I do it'll never see publication.

And I must chide myself for being polite to Bong. I was like "The parents are waiting inside, your room is probably the second one."

And I bowed.

*ABASHED*

You know, I do accord respect to many many people. But just because one is a teacher doesn't mean he/she/it can earn respect.

Maybe that should have been touched on with more tact.

Ah well, heck. Censorship is bad.

Anyway, I saw a really cute
*This part was censored due to personal considerations for reputation*
.

See, self respect.

And no, Jiahan I don't have a single girlfriend, much unlike your purported 30+.

Mdm Tham cornered me. She asked why I left an hour early for SMO(J). She asked me not to quit MQT.

"If you quit MQT Mdm Tham will be very sad."

And she was pursing her lips like you do when you want to keep from laughing. Except she was half in tears.

Okay, thats the sort of teacher that earns my respect. SEEE ITS NOT HARD JUST CRY.

=)

Mdm Tham's a nice teacher. Contrary to popular belief, no I don't hate ALL my teachers.

Ugh...

Maybe MQT could just be taken as supplementary lessons? Anyway, omg I don't understand a thing during their lessons.

***The next day***

DEBATEE.

<33.

Ew thats gay.

Ugh, anyway today I was stuttering.

And I couldn't rebutt. I mean, I couldn't choose.

Ugh.

I didn't know what my 15 second intro was about, I dropped my first 2 speakers.

My POI reaction sucked, but thats because I didn't hear him.

I misset the case for Kahhow.

Weirdly, the less I wrote the less I spoke. Contrary to the inverse relationship.

And I wrote my rebuttals out in prose.

CARDINAL SINS, THE ABOVE.

Will not lament further, I've exceeded, but not because of my slow writing

2L @ 8:13 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D