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Monday, April 10, 2006

Okay, I've just found out that my titles aren't displayed on the blogposts, which is rather GOOD because I can't exactly come up with any okayish names. Which means they all suck. *Shrugs*

Mr Neo's losing his popularity. That is so apparent. I mean few science teachers actually make me respect them, but among the rest, his respect is dropping. Firstly, the unreasonable deadlines. Coupled with XYZ, who is overzealous in the worksheet collection. Which means no one is actually going to like bio a lot... Reenactment..
A: Li Ki (im always the protagonist, don't ask why. please.)
B: Mr Neo
C: Rest of Class
A: But Mr Neo, my answer is obviously correct!
B: Of course its wrong! Lets go on to question 1c...
A: BUT MR NEO!!!
B: What!
A: (thinking that mr neo's a repulsive baboon [then view, not now view, just accurate representation of my feelings then]) But the Binomial System of Nomenclature is obviously a classification system!
B: No its not the answer is the DICHOC key!
B: No more arguments.
A: BUT MR NEO!!!
B: (Looking real pissed) WHAT!?!?!
A: At every step of the classification system, from order to kingdom to phylum to whatever crap, the organisms are divided according to their characteristics! So its a classification system!
B: You don't see the point Li Ki. According to what I have taught you...
A: BUT MR NEO!! THATS OBVIOUSLY WRONG!!! Its warped logic! If everybody listens to what the teachers' teach then there's no innovation, esp. in Science!
B: SHUT UP!!!
A: BUT MR NEO!!!! YOU DON'T SEE THE POINT! Tell me why my answer is wrong?
B: Take a look. Americanus is a Genus name. But there's an ostrich an a whale in there. Obviously they don't share the same characteristics! On to 1c
A: BUT MR NEO!!!! Ostriches and whales have no such genus name as Americanus!
B: SHUT UP!!!!! WHATEVER TAKE IT AS A FROG AND A SQUIRREL!!!
A: (-___-'') Okay, so now the characteristic that is in common is the habitat~
B: BUT AHA! THE HABITAT IS NOT A CLASSIFICATION METHOD! IT DOES NOT ILLUSTRATE THE CHARACTERISTICS!
A: BUT MR NEO! IT DOES! THE HABITAT IS A CHARACTERISTIC!
A: (Triumph)
B: (Exasperated)
A: (Whips out dictionary to continue argument)
B: FINE!
Joseph: Mr Neo, I can tell you why Li Ki is wrong! For exsharmple in the deep blue sea there are a few million species. Do all of them share the same characteristics?
A: BUT JOSEPH. IDENTIFIED SPECIES SO FAR NOT MORE THAN 2 MILL SO HOW YOU ARGUE YOUR CASE?
B: Joseph's making more sense than you.
A: BUT MR NEO! No! I'm making more sense! You could examine our track records....
B: (-_______-'')
A: So as I was saying, %&^&*#^$%*&(^$*&(^%*(&$#
Thus as a logical consequence....^%*(&^$#*&(^%(*&$#^%*&(#^
And so...$*&%(@!$^*&#^$*&(^#58769874689765
Therefore$*&^8365$#@$&#*@(^%
And my point is proved!
B+C: CLAP CLAP CLAP
Muk: (whispers) What the hell were you saying?
A: (Shrugs)
B: Liki I don't care. Before I bring you to the disciplinary master. The answer is dichoc key. No question about that.
A: BUT MR NEO! (shuts up after particularly disconcerting and menacing look)

3 periods of consortium Assembly. Didn't buy a tie, out of stock? Anyway I am of the honest opinion that the tie looks spastic. WHEE. Wheeing been fun... WHEE. Never mind, I'll stop being SPASTIC. So far we have only have had 2 such assemblies... we had the Malay dining Experience, which we had all splurged 5 bucks on. Jiahan wasn't there so his share was shared out among 150+ people. The food was very rich and so I skipped lunch.

Literature was presentations throughout. Starting to become dull, I was actually sneaking COJ.

Chinese, I was almost dozing off ler... sigh. Another show of our rotten work attitude. 1/3 of the class hadn't passed up the compo, and its already one of our best subjects in terms of submission rates. At least we pawned in projects day... only 3 people didn't make it past. Joseph failed but had a sympathy mark which gave him a pass to the next round. Accepting bets 10000-1 that Joseph makes it to the grand finals.

After that was the lunch break. Fooled around in class. There's been a 5BX mania in class. Shaowee was trying to do 1 hand pushup... He missed A for situps by 2. I got A. Wahaha. Jerome too. My shoes were totally nonfriction.

After that I headed off to the library for MQT. Laborious equations, pile of dung after another, brain-blowing conversions, largely boring. I tried to solve some question by a ruddy weird way. In the end after 15 minutes I saw Peter had completed his worksheet but I had only done that. Nothing else. And my answer was wrong. An utter embarrassment. Luckily for the questions I did correctly, I did them with finesse.

I staggered out of the torture chamber 1 hour later, head badly scorched. How it hurt! My guts and cerebrum were convulsing as I tried to shake off the nightmare of the SMO.

Speaking of the SMO, its the first major competition in math for me since APMOPS, where I tycoly earned a decent place. Hmm. Here's my dream scene.
Scene 1.
X=School X
Y=Sch Y
Z=Announcer
H-HCI
Z: Ok, now let us announce the top three places! Let me remind you, the favourites are X, Y and H!
H, X, Y: (CHEERS)
Z: 2nd runner up... H!
X, Y: (CHEERS EVEN LOUDER)
Z: 1st runner up.... H!!
X: (yay we got rid of pesky Y)
Y: (yay we got rid of pesky X)
Z: 1st!!! H!!!!
WHEE!!!!
WOOTZ WE PAWNED! AGAIN! CLEANSWEEEEEP!!! EAT DUNG X AND Y!

Hehe... lame yes I know. But now I got to prepare some debate. A motion that I personally support, but am forced to oppose. How sad.

2L @ 4:48 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D