Mee Siam Mai Hum

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Ok today was the first training of a top secret gathering consisting of several spastic people like me from the High School section and several really zai seniors who have a cool attitude and a seriously nice coach who kept the training very very very entertaining with his occasional snide remarks and all. The 5 hour thing was made very pleasant. Either way its top secret. But I will still divulge some information.....

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Got it? Well sorry but I can't reveal. Its a secret operation that we were sworn to secrecy about. Anyway the coach arrived 15 minutes late because he surmised that everyone would be late....

After the training I headed off to ACM. My mom was supposed to pick me up, which she did. Never usually late, she was late for 2 minutes. And my prepaid card was out of cash. She was literally flaming me with lots of improper lingo and "perfect english" in the sense that they were spelt out.... Yes so I walked to the highschool carpark, then walked back to the college carpark.

Which means I walked quite a bit. Sigh... then got shouted at in public by my mother for not having brains. Admittedly I my reaction was rude but what else could I do? I lowered my head, pretended to ignore, eyes totally rolled. The incessant scolding didn't cease. It continued for 15 minutes. Once upon a time I wouldn't have cared much. But this is no longer once upon a time. I've got a pride. I don't mind if its dented or even shattered. What I mind is that continued hammering after the shattering. That hurts. But it was only 15 minutes! o.0

Arrived at ACM 45 minutes late. Expected, there was a jam. Found Muk loitering outside in a singlet. Personally I would never and will never sport a singlet. I find them profoundly disgusting on myself. I don't really find myself wearing anything but T-shirts and shorts though. Lolx. Anyway I began my "tour" of the museum. They were loitering near the Islamic exhibits, learning some calligraphy that ain't really gonna be applied much... after all only Muslims are allowed to touch Qur'ans right? So I ushered them towards the Power Dressing exhibit, which was totally unchanged from the last time I saw it. Well so I led Jiahan Zicong Muk Greg Yuquan and Shikai... no one seemed really interested, by the time I'd finished crapping about the first few exhibits which I had no real knowledge of outside the cores, and had crapped on regardless true or not. Of course none of those who actually HAD been there before and were hanging around being extra taking notes bothered to correct me. So I breezed through the thing, stuffin' their brains with as much crap as possible. Not that I questioned the credibility of my memory, which is usually DISMAL. So I just supplemented with spun facts =/. And I spoke especially fast so I could defend them easily by saying they had misheard. So there. Lots of scheming from a schemer.... but wait a second. I'm uncommissioned, without any ACE or CIP. XD What can you expect? I wasn't even professionally trained.

A: Liki
B: Jiahan, Samuel
C: The rest
A: BLAH AOSGHODPFHSPOFHASNVCFBR:LJAFLCXN SA
A: Get it? Lets move on.
B: Huh? Repeat?
A: Aiya...
A: BLAH AOSGHODPFHSPOFHASNVCFBR:LJAFLCXN SA
B: Please repeat slower?
A: Your fault if you didn't hear.
C: (admiring an exhibit featuring 2 lampas[sickness will not be tolerated])

Diaox so it was pretty much of a flop. Especially when my members began listening to some other tour guide, professionally trained of course. He was engaging the foreigners in a rather weird accent, spastic to some degree, but his facts were pretty good... I whited completely.

After that I took the hydraulic lift with Samuel. Nothing special, nothing to be proud about. Maybe its part of a wheelchair friendly environment. There were wheelchair buttons all over the place.

A repeat of the Are You Chio? activity zone, then I blazed through the rest of the galleries. No one actually got anything, which was....spastic to say the least.

Yeah so concluded a meaningless afternoon. XD

2L @ 6:10 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D