Mee Siam Mai Hum

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Anyway the class outing was a FLOP. Completely. But first I will address some administrative "flaming". "Flaming" because it cannot be considered flaming.

CHAIN MAILS ARE STUPID. They constitute 60% of all spam which constitute 60% of all email. Although I don't mind wasting Yahoo MSN or Google's server space, it still takes time to clear my ruddy inbox. What emails should be used for are the following...
1. Passing messages (ok this is out of date with IM and such...)
2. Transferring large files (smaller files we got MSN, yeah?) (but there's file hosting
3. etc. etc.
So you see that email is generally USELESS. See? And Chain mail should only be used for rallying support for a petition or mass notification of something important.

An excerpt from an email.
"If you send this to 20 people in 5 minutes, your crush will confess she/he likes you!"
Which is completely stupid. I mean, how could someone expect something like this to work? Eg. If someone likes two people, and this works, then there'll be too many love triangles in this ruddy ruddy fuddy world. Yeah and there's no scientific basis.

Conclusion:
EAT DUNG, CHAINMAIL STARTERS! And those which promise wishes... Eg. If you want someone to die and someone wants that someone to live, its a contradiction. He dies then is revived? Omigod...

Ps: Conclusion:
Only despo people would forward chain mail that promise fruits in love life. I mean, TOTALLY despo by that. Okay?

So back to the gathering. Total FLOP. I knew when I arrived... Turnout sucked. Alex, MC and Jos were already there, so we waited for Gabriel.

Liki : Is that all?
MC: Yeah...
Liki: You suck.

Diaox. That summed up the whole thing. We were in for one hell of a boring time.

First a little prologue to spice this up.
Under intense pressure from MC to go, and some persuasion from OSS and Yeejiunn, Li Ki finally succumbed and began preparing, to dao all his homework and speeches and ACE in order to go. After lots of imbecilic preparation, he spent 7.70 to get to the imbecilic venue. Luckily the taxi driver was nice. Sorta worshipping me for my PSLE score. Which sucked.

So the brainlessness was apparent... we mugged MC. Jos was just a few cm from mugging him in the figurative sense, go figure. We been smelling a rat, yeah? Anyway so the rest was just teasing. Blind Mice was a pretty good show of what it means to have nothing encased in the skull! Cool eh? So there was this puny playground... and like tag format, we just brainlessed the whole thing out. The thing was they didn't know I was cheating... The session was spastic. With MC breathing down our necks and facing a dead end, Gabriel was blocking my way out. Ming Chiang was at the top of the slide, we were ON top of the slide. So he cud just do this
<-------
V
V
V>>>>>(tag!) Liki Gabriel.

Something liddat. Not very accurate, but you should view it upside down. While he was deliberating his course of action, not being able to see, having to test the air for any noise, Gab began shaking his darn big butttt. Hanging on for dear life I tried to stop him. But it just went on... MC slid down the slide but stopped halfway, climbing up again. I dragged Gab down in a fit of panic. I fell on my spine/butt whereas Gab fell off the slide and landed neatly on his feet. Ouch.

Then came the mindless soccer. I kicked the ball, it was kicked back, it went on like this. Heck, there wasn't even a goalpost. Gab was real bored and soon we began comparing whose school was more perverted. I think he won.

Then we went for a stroll. MC and Jos were sharing a rather intimate moment (I trust none of them are actually READING this) while me Gab and Alex trudged ahead. Soon the whole group was together again, and we transformed into dumb lightbulbs...

Ok then came the rockclimbing thingy. Lots of loose rocks, which was daft. I ran up the hill, trying to get a foothold, but I slipped on some moss and tumbled down, scraping my 2 hands, elbows and knees. It hurt but I didn't whine nor anything. Just calm, lucid, normal reactions. Almost as though I weren't the injured person. So we got a gold-crusted stretcher with professional ambulance personnel ferrying me to the nearest offshore rocket facility via speedboat, then a 2 hour journey to the best minor injuries medical facility in the world. It still hurts now. I hope the barnacles aren't poisonous..... I endured 16 cuts.

That was pretty much it, so we entertained ourselves beating MC up for such stupidity and lacklustre organisation. He's a councillor for GOD'S SAKE. Gah. So I got a lift home where I currently am bitching (I hope this isn't offensive) on about it. So there!

2L @ 6:26 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D